Collections
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he Ugly One
The one who's one punch-in-the-face away from looking better.
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The Bad Influence
The reason why “You only live once” became a warning.
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The Badass
The one who looks like he belongs in an action movie.
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The Berghainer
Wears black at the door. Nothing after it.
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The Broke One
The guy who makes being broke look like a poetic life choice......
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The Bullshitologist
The one who can win an argument he wasn’t part of… about...
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The Camera Guy
The guy who holds the evidence to every weird thing you've ever...
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The Cheap One
The one who's always willing to go the extra mile, but only...
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The Chill One
The guy who walks through life like he’s got a reggae beat...
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The Cocky One
The one who walks like he's God's signature on His final masterpiece.
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The Cool One
The guy who can make your day a lot better just by...
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The Crazy One
The one who says "One drink" and next thing you know, it's...
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The Dirty One
The one who wets a little every time someone says "Oh, this...
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The Drama Queen
The one who loves attention and pain... And attention on his pain.
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The Gym Psycho
The one who hits the gym while everyone else is sleeping like...
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The Hairy One
The guy who saves money on heating bills just by being himself.
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The Kinky One
The one who 'probably' has a collection of toys in a secret...
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The Musician
The one banging all night on the other side of the wall
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The Overthinker
The one who reads the terms and conditions. Twice.
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The Party Animal
Holder of the 2025 Worst Hangover Award
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The Player
The one who flirts with every girl in town… And their sisters.
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The Poker Player
The guy who thinks poker night is more sacred than the birth...
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The Raver
The worshipper of the base and prisoner of the dance floor. The...
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The Ride or Die
The one who will help you hide the bodies the day you...
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The Salsero
The one who lives and dies for salsa music. Everything else is...
