Who Are You Shopping For?
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The Broke One
The guy who makes being broke look like a poetic life choice......
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The Bullshitologist
The one who can win an argument he wasn’t part of… about...
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The Cheap One
The one who's always willing to go the extra mile, but only...
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The Chill One
The guy who walks through life like he’s got a reggae beat...
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The Dirty One
The one who wets a little every time someone says "Oh, this...
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The Drama Queen
The one who loves attention and pain... And attention on his pain.
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The Gym Psycho
The one who hits the gym while everyone else is sleeping like...
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The Overthinker
The one who reads the terms and conditions. Twice.
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The Party Animal
Holder of the 2025 Worst Hangover Award
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The Player
The one who flirts with every girl in town… And their sisters.
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The Ugly One
The one who's one punch-in-the-face away from looking better.
