The Chill Guy
Yeah, I guess we could panic… but nah.
Who is he?
He kinda looks like he belongs in a Disney movie... You know, smooth, relaxed, with clothes that look like he's sponsored by the Pyjama Trading Company.
He's the human equivalent of "Don’t worry about it". A.K.A. "Mr. Too cool to care". He moves around like he’s never had a deadline in life. With a voice that sounds like he should be selling flip flops at spas.
No tension, no friction, no bitching and no drama. Plans got cancelled? That's ok. Got stuck in traffic? No problemo. Found his grandpa banging his girl? Good for him.
So laid back, he’s nearly horizontal, and so chill that it's stressing. As long as there is no blood or visible bones, it's all good. Makes you feel like somebody should be handling the stress he doesn't feel.
It’s not that he’s blind to chaos, he just doesn’t let it mess with his vibe. He's just casual like a beer after work. The master of not giving a fuck.
He's that guy who looks like he's somewhere between awake and total disconnection... Like his next move will be a yawn and sign up for retirement.
He's the human equivalent of "Don’t worry about it". A.K.A. "Mr. Too cool to care". He moves around like he’s never had a deadline in life. With a voice that sounds like he should be selling flip flops at spas.
No tension, no friction, no bitching and no drama. Plans got cancelled? That's ok. Got stuck in traffic? No problemo. Found his grandpa banging his girl? Good for him.
So laid back, he’s nearly horizontal, and so chill that it's stressing. As long as there is no blood or visible bones, it's all good. Makes you feel like somebody should be handling the stress he doesn't feel.
It’s not that he’s blind to chaos, he just doesn’t let it mess with his vibe. He's just casual like a beer after work. The master of not giving a fuck.
He's that guy who looks like he's somewhere between awake and total disconnection... Like his next move will be a yawn and sign up for retirement.
💬 He sounds like...
"Don't mind me, I'm just here enjoying my existence."
"Relax, if it’s not on fire, it’s not urgent."
"Being happy is choice, man. Stop feeding your stress"
"Dude, don't let yourself become the stress around you"
"None of it will matter 100 years from now"
🤐 Things He’d Never Say...
Hurry up!
I’m freaking out!
Yes, it is time to panic
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