The Player
The one who flirts with every girl in town… And their sisters.
That guy who makes it look like his one mission in his life is to give you the best night of yours. He's clever, cheeky and bold, he moves with swagger and he's got the quick comebacks and confidence to make a conversation sparkle like a Christmas tree. The human form of a rustic car: Game for all terrain.
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The Player
The Player
🎯 He sounds like...
- "Open your mind, not your legs. Sorry, I meant open your mind AND your legs"
- "I was being a good boy today. Then you showed up"
- "You smell like a memory I’m about to make."
- "Something about you reminds me of my future ex wife"
- "You look like you need someone to regret"
- "Rules are like records you know, somebody's gotta break them one day"
- "I have a feeling you'd look great on my bed"
- "You and me. my bedroom, tonight. Don't be late"
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This one is for the guy that flirts with charm and collects numbers like they're trophies. All while looking effortless. This isn’t just a T-shirt though, it’s his vibe, his swagger, and the stories you’ve both laughed about (or pretended not to notice). Perfect for his birthday, or for the next time he tries to “just be friends” with everyone in the room.
Shipping Information...
Shipping Information...
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Delivery Times:
• European Union: 10-15 business days
• United Kingdom: 10-15 business days
• Rest of World: 15-20 business days
Shipping Costs:
• EU Countries: FREE shipping (Promotional rate)
• EU Countries: Under €8.99
• UK: Under €8.99
• International: Under €15.99
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General information...
General information...
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Why?
Why?
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s personality. It's THE perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or just because you care about somebody.
Whether you’re shopping for your brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, cousin, uncle or teacher, there’s always that one person in your life who instantly comes to mind when you see one of these characters.
Every shirt is crafted around a real personality like The Party Animal, The Ride or Die, The Drama Queen, The Crazy Guy, and many others. Think of it as giving someone the most personal and thoughtful gift you can: their character, on a shirt.
🎁 Occasions & Ideas
- Funny gift for friends who love inside jokes
- Unique birthday present that feels more personal than generic clothes
- Bachelor party shirt
- Holiday gift
- Conversation starter
- Perfect for co-workers, family, friends, boyfriends, husbands...
These shirts are lightweight, comfortable, and made to last, so whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone else, you’re not just giving them a T-shirt. You’re giving them a laugh, a bonding moment, and a piece of personality they can actually wear.
