The Broke One
The guy who makes being broke look like a poetic life choice... To eat or not to eat.
He is the one who turns not having any money into the ultimate lifestyle. The one who's saving his savings account for later in life. His banking app opens with the message "Are you sure you want to see this?".
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The Broke One
The Broke One
🎯 He sounds like...
- "I deserve to be rich and famous but the universe seems to disagree."
- "I'm more broke than a piggy bank at a hammer convention"
- "Let’s eat out... at your place."
- "I swear food tastes better when it's free."
- "Noooo... That's way too much!"
- "Money doesn't buy happiness. But being broke doesn't make me happy either!"
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This product is not a T-shirt, it's a feeling. It is your friend's, cousin's, dad's, brother's, uncle's personality wrapped into one single item that says: "You're cool... And this lousy T-shirt reminded me that". It's a funny and unique gift for those who live creatively and know how to live.
Shipping Information...
Shipping Information...
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Delivery Times:
• European Union: 10-15 business days
• United Kingdom: 10-15 business days
• Rest of World: 15-20 business days
Shipping Costs:
• EU Countries: FREE shipping (Promotional rate)
• EU Countries: Under €8.99
• UK: Under €8.99
• International: Under €15.99
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• Tracking number provided via email
• Full order tracking available in your account
Questions?
Contact us at support@borealgecko.com for shipping inquiries
General information...
General information...
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Why?
Why?
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s personality. It's THE perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or just because you care about somebody.
Whether you’re shopping for your brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, cousin, uncle or teacher, there’s always that one person in your life who instantly comes to mind when you see one of these characters.
Every shirt is crafted around a real personality like The Party Animal, The Ride or Die, The Drama Queen, The Crazy Guy, and many others. Think of it as giving someone the most personal and thoughtful gift you can: their character, on a shirt.
🎁 Occasions & Ideas
- Funny gift for friends who love inside jokes
- Unique birthday present that feels more personal than generic clothes
- Bachelor party shirt
- Holiday gift
- Conversation starter
- Perfect for co-workers, family, friends, boyfriends, husbands...
These shirts are lightweight, comfortable, and made to last, so whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone else, you’re not just giving them a T-shirt. You’re giving them a laugh, a bonding moment, and a piece of personality they can actually wear.
