The Bullshitologist
The guy who has a thing for making up stories just to see how much of it people will believe.
It's like a superpower he has that makes you play his favorite game, where he'll casually slide a story that doesn't make any sense, but somehow it also does. A story that sounds too real to be made up, but also too fantastic to be true. A story for you to question. Or not. And once the story has begun, it is your turn to find the bullshit.
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The Bullshitologist
The Bullshitologist
🎯 He sounds like...
- "Technically... Technically. It is not a lie."
- "Why let facts ruin a perfectly good story?"
- "Half of it is true. The fun is finding out which half."
- "Confidence is 90% of it. The rest is optional."
- "Believable nonsense. My speciality."
- "I am inspired by the Lord. I work in mysterious ways."
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This is it, the perfect gift for the guy who can talk his way out of anything. Way more than a T-shirt, this is a vibe. A playful gesture that captures his smooth-talking, quick-witted charm in a funny, memorable way.
It's the ideal token for his birthday, office parties, holidays, or the day after you find out he just sold you the biggest BS you've ever heard. It's a gift that speaks volumes without saying more than a single word.
Shipping Information...
Shipping Information...
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Delivery Times:
• European Union: 10-15 business days
• United Kingdom: 10-15 business days
• Rest of World: 15-20 business days
Shipping Costs:
• EU Countries: FREE shipping (Promotional rate)
• EU Countries: Under €8.99
• UK: Under €8.99
• International: Under €15.99
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General information...
General information...
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Why?
Why?
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s personality. It's THE perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or just because you care about somebody.
Whether you’re shopping for your brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, cousin, uncle or teacher, there’s always that one person in your life who instantly comes to mind when you see one of these characters.
Every shirt is crafted around a real personality like The Party Animal, The Ride or Die, The Drama Queen, The Crazy Guy, and many others. Think of it as giving someone the most personal and thoughtful gift you can: their character, on a shirt.
🎁 Occasions & Ideas
- Funny gift for friends who love inside jokes
- Unique birthday present that feels more personal than generic clothes
- Bachelor party shirt
- Holiday gift
- Conversation starter
- Perfect for co-workers, family, friends, boyfriends, husbands...
These shirts are lightweight, comfortable, and made to last, so whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone else, you’re not just giving them a T-shirt. You’re giving them a laugh, a bonding moment, and a piece of personality they can actually wear.
