The Cheap Guy
The guy who’s always willing to go the extra mile, but only because the price is a little cheaper down the road.
He suffers from a chronic case of spend-your-money-phobia, and a strong allergy to holidays, restaurants, or anything that might come with a bill. He’s the guy who would wrestle a raccoon over a half-eaten sandwich if it means not having to pay for breakfast. OK, maybe not that far. But close.
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The Cheap Guy
The Cheap Guy
🎯 He sounds like...
- "Feels good to judge everyone after every dollar I save."
- "I'm clever, not cheap."
- "'Best before' normally means 'Not so bad after'"
- "I swear free samples taste better."
- "If I can’t bring my own drinks, I'm not going."
- "Tap water is fine, thanks."
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No gift will ever be as personal or thoughtful as this, and hardly any other will create a bonding moment like the one you get by packing his own personality and handing it to him.
It might sound mean but it is that kind of confidence that gives it its value.
For his birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, Valentine’s, bachelor party, inside jokes, or a big life event like paying full price or going out to dinner. It hardly gets any better than this.
P.S.: You should quickly get this for him before he finds a coupon somewhere.
Shipping Information...
Shipping Information...
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Delivery Times:
• European Union: 10-15 business days
• United Kingdom: 10-15 business days
• Rest of World: 15-20 business days
Shipping Costs:
• EU Countries: FREE shipping (Promotional rate)
• EU Countries: Under €8.99
• UK: Under €8.99
• International: Under €15.99
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General information...
General information...
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Why?
Why?
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s personality. It's THE perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or just because you care about somebody.
Whether you’re shopping for your brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, cousin, uncle or teacher, there’s always that one person in your life who instantly comes to mind when you see one of these characters.
Every shirt is crafted around a real personality like The Party Animal, The Ride or Die, The Drama Queen, The Crazy Guy, and many others. Think of it as giving someone the most personal and thoughtful gift you can: their character, on a shirt.
🎁 Occasions & Ideas
- Funny gift for friends who love inside jokes
- Unique birthday present that feels more personal than generic clothes
- Bachelor party shirt
- Holiday gift
- Conversation starter
- Perfect for co-workers, family, friends, boyfriends, husbands...
These shirts are lightweight, comfortable, and made to last, so whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone else, you’re not just giving them a T-shirt. You’re giving them a laugh, a bonding moment, and a piece of personality they can actually wear.
