The Dirty One
The guy who savours the sweet moment before whispering "That's what she said".
He's like a pun predator, patiently waiting for the right words to come out of your mouth. Then he takes them, makes out with them a little, violates them and then BAAM!!! He slaps you in the face with your own words.
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The Dirty One
The Dirty One
🎯 He sounds like...
- "I'm really good at throat massages... Just saying"
- "I know you said 'harder' but all I heard was 'please'"
- "Oh mamma come to papa"
- "We could be productive… Or reproductive. Your call."
- "You can sit anywhere. I can help if you need advice"
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This is our craft for your cheeky friend who is just a lil bit inappropriate. The one that makes you be scared about the words coming out of your mouth.
This is a personal idea that wraps his playful humour into a single, memorable gift.
Find the next occasion like his birthday, bachelor party, father's day or any other and pair this T-shirt with a bar of soap. It'll be a reminder that he probably needs to clean his mind.. Urgently!
Shipping Information...
Shipping Information...
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Delivery Times:
• European Union: 10-15 business days
• United Kingdom: 10-15 business days
• Rest of World: 15-20 business days
Shipping Costs:
• EU Countries: FREE shipping (Promotional rate)
• EU Countries: Under €8.99
• UK: Under €8.99
• International: Under €15.99
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• Full order tracking available in your account
Questions?
Contact us at support@borealgecko.com for shipping inquiries
General information...
General information...
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Why?
Why?
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s personality. It's THE perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or just because you care about somebody.
Whether you’re shopping for your brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, cousin, uncle or teacher, there’s always that one person in your life who instantly comes to mind when you see one of these characters.
Every shirt is crafted around a real personality like The Party Animal, The Ride or Die, The Drama Queen, The Crazy Guy, and many others. Think of it as giving someone the most personal and thoughtful gift you can: their character, on a shirt.
🎁 Occasions & Ideas
- Funny gift for friends who love inside jokes
- Unique birthday present that feels more personal than generic clothes
- Bachelor party shirt
- Holiday gift
- Conversation starter
- Perfect for co-workers, family, friends, boyfriends, husbands...
These shirts are lightweight, comfortable, and made to last, so whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone else, you’re not just giving them a T-shirt. You’re giving them a laugh, a bonding moment, and a piece of personality they can actually wear.
