The Hairy Guy
The guy who saves money on sweaters and heating bills just by being himself.
He's the guy who’s one hair away from having his own documentary on NatGeo. The one with hair that grows back while he's still at the barber. The guy who looks like someone threw a mop into a full-speed blender and then gave it a pulse.
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The Hairy Guy
The Hairy Guy
🎯 He sounds like...
- "We need more shampoo!"
- "Hey! Who's hair is this?"
- "The drain is clogged again. Sorry."
- "Do you think I'll ever be bald?"
- "A real man grows body hair"
- "Sorry, that’s probably mine."
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For the one whose hair has its own personality. We captured his vibe and his connection to that little black curly hair on a t-shirt so you can hand it over to him on his next birthday, father's, day, Christmas or just a random surprise any day of the week. Honestly, the most personal gift you could ever get. It’s a laugh you will both share every time it comes up.
Shipping Information...
Shipping Information...
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Delivery Times:
• European Union: 10-15 business days
• United Kingdom: 10-15 business days
• Rest of World: 15-20 business days
Shipping Costs:
• EU Countries: FREE shipping (Promotional rate)
• EU Countries: Under €8.99
• UK: Under €8.99
• International: Under €15.99
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• Full order tracking available in your account
Questions?
Contact us at support@borealgecko.com for shipping inquiries
General information...
General information...
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
Why?
Why?
This T-shirt isn’t just clothing, it’s personality. It's THE perfect gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, or just because you care about somebody.
Whether you’re shopping for your brother, sister, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, cousin, uncle or teacher, there’s always that one person in your life who instantly comes to mind when you see one of these characters.
Every shirt is crafted around a real personality like The Party Animal, The Ride or Die, The Drama Queen, The Crazy Guy, and many others. Think of it as giving someone the most personal and thoughtful gift you can: their character, on a shirt.
🎁 Occasions & Ideas
- Funny gift for friends who love inside jokes
- Unique birthday present that feels more personal than generic clothes
- Bachelor party shirt
- Holiday gift
- Conversation starter
- Perfect for co-workers, family, friends, boyfriends, husbands...
These shirts are lightweight, comfortable, and made to last, so whether you’re buying for yourself or surprising someone else, you’re not just giving them a T-shirt. You’re giving them a laugh, a bonding moment, and a piece of personality they can actually wear.
